This retard can’t figure out how to crack an egg or turn on a mixer and you want him to boil water? Five bucks says he cracks his “little woman” in the face with that spoon as soon as she walks in the front door for making him feel stupid because goddamn it, he gets that sort of bullshit at the office everyday and he doesn’t need it at home too! Now look what you’ve done, Jimmy Jr. is crying. I’ve had it! Shut him up and bring me my coat, I’m going to eat dinner at Betty’s tonight!