That whole killing spree was the Tooth Fairy’s fault.


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Some people think that Carrie White overreacted at that prom, but come on…she’s been putting up with that shit her entire life. When that pig blood landed on her, she flashbacked to the night when the Tooth Fairy Brigade jammed her with the raspberry Jell-o and then circled around her laughing and pelting her with pennies before flying off with her bicuspid.

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