“The Lively Taste of HERRING” by Chefs Eeyore and Marvin the Paranoid Android

herrBetween the Siberia-inspired background, the can of fish corpses labeled “Crosse and Blackwell,” the grim lighting, and the drab mopey food that’s mere seconds away from jamming that knife-as-garnish into its own crust I think we can all agree that whoever is responsible for this deserves to get beaten to death with a thesaurus. Calling this failstorm “lively” with a straight face is as cringeworthy to others as when you brag about your 300 pound “beautiful” girlfriend. You’re not fooling anyone, you sad little man. Now shut up and let’s reassess your vocabulary…



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