Dude, it’s just boxed macaroni and cheese. There really is no reason for the fanfare.

ploop2No one wants cantaloupe juice mixed in with their processed orange cheesefood powder, but at least there’s a variety of disgustingly tinted puddings to choose from. I’m guessing the one in back is tomato-flavored, the green one is olive, and that bowl of white shit is just the community mayonnaise bowl. You’ll want to mix a few cups in with your pasta so everything gets all nice and slicked up before we hit Studio 54 and start blowing lines and busboys in the bathroom.


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