“Oh Jesus, Nancy!”


“The fucking thing is following us! Get Father Jenkins on the horn right the fuck now and tell him to haul ass with a gallon of holy water and a bottle of Scotch!!! What? Because I’m THIRSTY, Nancy, that’s why! No time to stop the car, you’ll have to barrel roll. What?!? Are you REALLY going to start up with your bullshit right now? THERE’S A SKINNED PIG HEAD THAT’S BEEN ON OUR TAIL SINCE THE JOHNSON’S HOUSE. We need a priest, dammit! Tuck and roll, Nancy. TUCK AND ROLL!”


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