I see that Patrick Bateman has turned his interests toward the food industry.


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Anyone who serves this to you has at least six dead hookers in his basement and eight voices in his head. If “Hip to be Square” starts playing on the stereo during this dinner date then fuck the sorbet, you better mad dash the front door like your ass is on fire.

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