Oh, the humanity


kraeDuring the Salem witch trials, the accused of German descent were labeled as Kraut Witches and given the option of either eating one of their own demonic creations or being burned alive. Most opted immediately for the fire except for one brave soul named Goody Heimlicher who chose the sandwich and bravely chewed away for half a minute before spitting the first mouthful into the judge’s face, diving into the fire, and raking hot coals into her face.

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