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sqirtA Squirt Melon-Punch is your girlfriend’s way of taking revenge on you for that time “it got in her eye” and the time you thought it would be funny to try out the Donkey Punch. Seeing as how she’s smarter and more efficient than you are she gets that shit done in one fell swoop and sits there laughing while you clutch your throbbing head and stumble around groping for the saline solution.

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