VARIETY MEATS?!?


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That is not meat. Those are ORGANS. VISCERA. Goo-balls that filter blood, poo, and piss. You are NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM. Jesus, what is up with that scale o’ brains? Must one be precise with the amount of occipital lobe included in Aunt Priscilla’s Cream of Shit on Toast heirloom recipe? God only knows your guests could mosey into the kitchen and not bat an eye at the glossy spread of Uncle Ernie resting enticingly on your granite counter tops but if you fuck up your lower/upper intestine ratio then it’ll be a cold day in hell if you’re ever invited to join the Junior League.

 

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