I thought you were supposed to photograph the food before it went through the digestive process


poiu“I don’t know, sir, this Braised Dump Medley is looking rather grim. Like My Lai Massacre grim.”

“Well, stick a funereal flower next to it and send it off to print. Everyone will be too sicked out by the first 39 pages of mayonnaise Jell-o tuna-bombs to get to the final page of The Poopflingers Cookbook anyway.”

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