IT’S NOT A COFFEE BUBBLER, IT’S A COFFEE FOUNTAIN DAMMIT!


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I suppose I get the Coffee Bubblers thing. I used to like blowing bubbles into my chocolate milk and it would probably be fun to fart into a pot of coffee. However, the Thin Man Soda is just the Pepsi to the Slender Man’s Coke and “dietetic chocolate-flavored soda” just sounds like something you’d give Grandma to disguise the taste of her pills before she realized what was up and you had to start rubbing her throat to make sure she doesn’t spit them out because they’re expensive dammit, and if it was up to us we’d just take her to the pound and have her put out of her misery.

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