I can only imagine that the “zap” was the sound of your taste buds self-inflicting a fatal gunshot


Always choose MasterFoods brand corn & bacon spread when you’re making upchuck-wagon rolls for dinner. Actually, you have to because we’re the only company dumb enough to manufacture this shitty food product. If this chunky feces-like condiment floats your boat then check out our other spreads; Liverwurst-n-Parsnips, Dogsteak & Cabbage, or Headcheese With Pearl Onions.


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