Sounds like a real head-banger


ewIf you need partying instructions from Betty Crocker, you’re just never going to get it. I pity the poor bastard who takes these tips to heart and frantically runs around pushing their party guests to “SIP! SIP, DAMN YOU!” while jabbing them with a pointy stick because they’ve spent too much time in the living room and they’re fucking up your vision of “flow” and ruining your walk-about Mad Hatter tea party. “CHANNNNNGE PLACESSSSS!!!” Also, I would not recommend jalapeno dip to “keep things moving” unless your house has at least a dozen bathrooms.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s