Head lice checks are sexy


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Sorry, Len, your limp noodle isn’t enough milkshake to bring anyone not sporting baggy lingerie and a Rosemary’s Baby hairdo to the yard. Just looking at your false surface confidence and very real surface grease makes me certain that you boiled that pasta in Drakkar Noir or Eau de Désespoir. I bet your underwear matches your lavender shirt.

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