This blob is seconds away from melting into a facsimile of Slimer from Ghostbusters


hi2

*lowers newspaper* “Barbara, do you remember last summer when we went to the Millers’ for lunch and they served that lime Jell-o shit with the spattering of peas and tomatoes with some really ashamed-looking shrimp?”

“Yes.”

“We should go egg their house.”

“I’ll get the dead raccoon out of the trash. Go start the car.”

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