Help! I am a big dumb and forgot completely about the whole “raising funds” aspect of the Polar Plunge I’m doing on Saturday. If anyone wants to give a dollar to the Special Olympics to make me look good I promise to post photos and video of me sobbing and flailing. This year I’ll be jumping in a Han Solo swimsuit and a TaunTaun cape. Last year it was R2D2. I’d jump with my light-saber but I do The Plunge with an all-girl hockey team and they would think it fun to snatch it away and use me as high-sticking practice. Thanks for your consideration, guys!