“Stop” is right. Christ.


ewpI was going to make a snide comment about how barfy it was when my mom put butter on my pb & j sandwiches but butter+thousand island dressing wins the Oscar for Most Unhappy Combination in a Michael Bay Movie even before the two varieties of canned fish, pickle, and onion consideration. Just fart into a bun, you’ll get the same results.

Also, here’s a counter-tip for the picnic-happy people…folks are already calling you ‘picnic-happy.’ Don’t exacerbate your current public image by pushing around a 2-wheel fold-up grocery cart.

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