Well, I can understand the bitters in the Staten Island…


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Step 1. Boil tongue

Step 2. Peel tongue and remove bones and gristle

Step 3. Spoon frothy jelled crap over tongue

Step 4. Insert head into oven and slam oven door repeatedly while flogging self with toaster cord as punishment for conjuring this gelatinous mess into existence

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