This is a what now?


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“What IS this thing?” asked my husband as he shuffled through my stack of cards.

“It’s a draught excluder. It says that right on top of the the card.”

“Yeah, but what’s a draught excluder?”

“It keeps the wind out of your door crack.”

“What?”

“You put these things in front of your front door in the winter time and it keeps snow and cold air from busting on in.”

“What? That’s stupid. I don’t get it.”

“It saves you money on your heating bill and keeps your house warmer.”

“Why wouldn’t you just get a better door?”

“You put it in front of your hotel or dorm room door instead of damp towels so you can smoke weed undetected.”

“OHHH, okay. You should try making one.”

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5 comments

  1. baffledbaboon · March 19, 2015

    Looking at the picture, you’d have no idea that’s what it’s used for!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Sinderella · March 19, 2015

    It took me awhile to figure it out. I thought for a minute that it was a home made bondage whip.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Fx · March 19, 2015

      If it was, I might have made one.
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  3. n8 · March 24, 2015

    Here is a hint: The first word in the name should be DRAFT.

    Liked by 1 person

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