“We have enough beautiful food for the content, Phil, so just put the butt-ugly mistakes on the cover.”


How to make beautiful food in a mold! How to compose soothing symphonies using only recorders and kazoos! How to look magnificent in a bikini by gaining two hundred pounds! How to win friends in a crowded elevator using only your taco lunch and Irritable Bowel Syndrome! How to improve your looks with Donald Trump’s beautician! How to spice up your sex life with habanero peppers and razor wire!


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