Meth. Not even once.


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“HAPPY 6TH BIRTHDAY, ASHLIN. IF YOU THINK THIS CAKE IS SCARY NOW, REMEMBER THAT MOMMY AND FOURTH DADDY CHOSE YOUR TRAUMA OVER A $6 BAKERY FEE AND ALSO WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO STICK A KNIFE IN THIS THING.”

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