I always wanted to be irresistible to Druids…


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Separate those buttcheeks as far as you want to, girl, but that fart you’re trying so hard to silence is going to be ricocheting around those jeans until you shake it out your pant leg and into the elf’s robe, and your ruse will be exposed when Arwen casts the spell whoever smelt it dealt it with +10 squeaky shoe blame.

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